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Slimz Space.Courage is not the absence of fear, it is the conquering of it. 19 février Got klennex wipes?Ashel you are tight bastard, and I know this. I should have read the tell tale signs of trouble when you offered to drive on Friday night….
Ashel arrives to pick me up and after gently positioning my well toned buttocks in the passenger seat and sitting back preparing my liver for another onslaught of beer, it hits me. Ashel (hereby known as the bastard) is grinning ear to ear, after some probing I find out he was seeing his girl the day before and more importantly the bedroom was not available for the bastard to fornicate in. This only leaves his car and mostly importantly the very seat I am so comfortably sitting on.
The painful realisation hits me and I lift my leg and look down onto the seat…
This is what I saw…(younger viewers you may just want to gouge your eyes out) 10 janvier Dolmio DongTonight I would like to speak briefly about a rather close subject to home and I am sure every male knows the pain. There are many combinations of words that our girlfriends/wives/cousins (if your that way inclined) can mutter but none will make a male squirm as much as “It’s my time of the month”. These few words can make a grown man break down and cry! You see, now the male faces a dilemma of epic proportions. (Titanic aint got shit on this) Do we as males listen to our dong rawr and just get on with it or do we turn down sex and quietly reach for our stash of Jenna Jamieson and tell the girlfriend it’s a boys night? Tough decision either way..I mean men turning down sex, sheez whats the world coming too? (remember not all girls give head!) Whatever you decide remember this one thing, if you do risk it…..please wash that shit off before bed. You wouldn’t want to wake up with a nice fresh layer of crusted menstrual blood covering your weenier now would you?
9 janvier Protecting Ones Manhood..I recently had a friend (lets call him Tom) who midway through the throws of drunken passion decided to try porking his girl friends pooper shooter, now I am neither for nor against this practice however I can say this...for the love of god use some lube otherwise you may well find yourself visiting your local GP with a bruised dong.
That is all.. 5 janvier Camping is the shizzle!Advice People, if you plan to get anywhere for new years...make sure its a big camp site!
Paihai 'Bay of Islands Holiday Park' was off the hook, best new years by a landslide.
High Points..
Ashel *aka Rahul* and Sarah had loud rough sex while we were trying to sleep...this went on for about an hour before the boys busted into their tent. Ray now has an image of two black hairy balls permanently ingrained into him!
Alric *aka Big Boi* Poked a fat chick, enough said. *pics to come!*
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